I wish that was my only complaint, but I’m afraid I have another: the cheese factor. Anyone who has read one of my book reviews before will know that I welcome silliness, sarcasm, and general humor in how-to books – but this isn’t funny, it’s the kind of well-intended goofiness that just makes you sigh and shake your head. The pages are sprinkled with low-res digital line drawings (like the kind you used to make in Paintbrush to accompany middle school research papers) that are simple to the point of being hard to understand (Is that a wattle or is that poorly placed oval supposed to indicate that the hen has her mouth open?) When you finally tear yourself away from contemplating the doodles and incomprehensible flow charts (Why do all these chickens have belly buttons? Is that arrow pointing at the lawnmower or the old lady?) you are confronted with an onslaught of (further) anthropomorphism: the author details chicken skill sets, chicken personalities, chicken training, etc.
I will readily confess that I did not finish the book. I gave up (snarling) somewhere in the first quarter of the book, incapable of retaining any actual information given all the distractions. The first several pages of the book are covered in high praise from an array of sources, so perhaps if you can shut off your internal editor (which I cannot) you can enjoy the book and learn from it.