Cheese FAIL

Hey, I think it’s time to wax the cheese!  Book says it should be “dry to the touch” . . . gee, that’s subjective . . . I guess it feels dry . . . ooh, is that a big ‘ol crack?  Better wax it up quick and get it sealed!

Dip . . .

Ooh!

Dip . . .

Splashdown!  Cheese breaks into four chunks, falls into double boiler, and splatters hot wax all over stove top, pans, floor — everything!  I spend next three hours cleaning up and crying over spilled wax.  Stupid cheese!

(Cheese failed at 10:00 PM.  At 1:00 AM we had an earthquake.  Didn’t get to sleep until 5:00 AM and had to get up at 8:00 AM to get ready for work.  My night sucked.  Grr!)

Cheese must not win!  I will conquer cheese!  I will get more milk on my way home from work tonight.  Cheese, you will be mine!  Mwahahahaha!

— Amanda

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