I think I need to take these pictures somewhere else. There’s a weird (kind of suspicious, really) hump at the foot of the bed so with the camera on the footlocker I appear to be leaning back when it feels like I’m totally perpendicular. And these stodgy poses . . . why do I look breezy in the full-length mirror on the back of the bathroom door and so awkward in front of the camera?
OK, now that that’s out of my system: